Lightweight, Life-Sized Coyote Decoy on a Single Stake

Gore-Tex Guidewear Wading Jacket

Fisherman Series Six-Piece Floating Minnow Lure Assortment

Heavy-Duty Steel Framed Bunk Cot Set

Rich-N-Tone Quackhead J-Frame Duck Call

Champion 3,500 Watt Power Generator

 

This is the stuff

Of which The Small One’s Christmas wish list is made

When, in a fit of disgust and holiday greed prevention,

I have pre-emptively confiscated

The obnoxiously early Christmas catalog deliveries

And he, in all of his boyish determination,

Turns his attentions to

The rogue Cabela’s catalog

Lying upon

The kitchen island.